Surely, almost everyone of you has seen at least one of the many films from Marvel and DC studios, where in each of them, the planet is saved from internal and external threats. But what if all the villains who have attacked the States in previous films suddenly changed their tactics and turned against us? Do we have our own superheroes who can protect us from all threats? What response do we have prepared for Marvel and DC? Are there heroes among us who could be the subject of full-length films? Perhaps there are, and I'm not talking about the three bogatyrs. I've already taken care of this and have gathered some superheroes for future directors and screenwriters. So, let's get started:
To warm up, let's begin with the ladies. First of all, we can highlight Baba Lyuba, a woman with a candy bob on her head, and of course, Natalia—the Marine.
Now, to defend the galaxy, let's unleash the strong men: Slava the Wild, Uncle Kostya the Crazy, Vitya the Hawthorn. They could easily take on Iron Man, Batman, and Spider-Man.
It's time to unleash the heavy artillery. The hope of the entire galaxy, Oleg the Mongol.
Of course, it's tough for him alone, and his loyal friends are always ready to help: Irisha Chiki-Piki and Crazy Pasha, who will easily take down Flash and Captain America.
In case we start losing, we can resort to unconventional characters and their methods.
- I want superpowers like Artemy Lebedev!
- Do you want to be a successful businessman?
- No, I want to f**k myself!
If all the heroes listed above fail to cope with their affairs, you can always resort to plan B and call the alcoholic heroes. Uncle Vitya, a natural dude, a dad who is always fine, a bomb-bomb grandpa, f**k it mined man and a man-applause - these are the people I would leave our safety to and sleep peacefully.
